HITS!
The Faces - Bad 'n' ruin : with the singer who proved that fucking dumb blondes makes you dumber before he was dumb
Clone Defects - Little Ms. Lori : songs about fucking your teacher rule!
Hootchie Cootchie - original 60's buttshakers : for drunk partying in your undies
Gary Wilson - Newark Valley : more addictive than crack funky fuckedupness
Tyrades - Detonation 7" : I like to make Jenna Tyrade scream  ¶ 4:40 PM

 
ZOLAR-X
Do they look great or what? And they also sound pretty great!  ¶ 6:07 AM

  HITS!
- Nas - You know my style (B-side 12"): Coochie get wet while the bass beat bang!
- Hunches - Fuck disco beats 7": the Hunches scream it like it is
- Blonde Redhead - Misery is a butterfly CD: this makes me think of naked 70's chicks for some reason
- Miles Davis - Miles smiles LP: it's Miles and he smiles!
- Comets On Fire - a bunch of MP3's: oh, everybody is downloading free music of the internet, what can we about it? MAKE GOOD FUCKING SHIT LIKE THIS AVAILABLE IN STORES SO I DON'T HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT!!!
  ¶ 4:09 PM

 
Moviereview:
King of the Ants
Low budget psychothriller based on a book by a dude from The Fast Show! And Norm stars in it! So this must be real laughriot, NOT!!! Unless you think random violence is funny (well, it kind of is) this is heavy shit. A bunch of crazy motherfuckers don't want to pay a hired killer so they decide to bash his brains out so he doesn't remember anything (because they don't want to be murderers!). The guy manages to escape and fucks the widow from his victim before getting revenge. Yes, it is fucked up! And pretty good. It has cool hallucinations and some nice sexscenes. And violence, a lot of violence! Cool! Watch it if you can!
  ¶ 2:51 PM

  Airadelic!  ¶ 4:29 PM

  HITS!
- Chico - Magnetic Band: a bunch of french dudes enjoying a whole lot of shrooms on record, génial!
- The Gonk from Dawn of the Dead: the unreleased incidental music: now this is what the Whale calls DANCE!
- 13th Floor Elevators - Easter everywhere: psychodelic classic from Bushcountry
- Rasco - Heat seeking: that R&B-shit just don't slide!
- RJD2 - Get off my spaceship bitch: best title of the week on clear vinyl and it's a great tune to boot!
  ¶ 4:06 PM

 
Moviereview:
Christine
It's about a cool car that kills and if you haven't seen it yet you
a) don't own a television
b) are blind
c) are just plain stupid (yes, I am aware that you are stupid when you don't own a television but you could be poor, well fuck that too, if you can't afford a tv go suck some cock for money or something, it's worth it you know!)
  ¶ 3:50 PM

  Get funky with Captain Kirk!  ¶ 2:40 PM

  HITS!
James Brown - It's a mother LP
Sly Stone - High on you LP
Spacemen 3 - Walking with Jesus 12"
The Icarus Line - Penance soiree 2XLP
Captain Beefheart - Clear spot LP
  ¶ 3:52 PM

  Are you sick and tired of this hot fucking weather? Killerwhale is here to save you! Use your PC-speakers as a ventilator: download these mp3's and play 'em LOUD!
- Sunno))) - Decay2 (nihil's maw)
- Venomous Concept - Weirdo
- The Fucking Champs - Never enough
- Dead Meadow - Sleepy silver door
Enjoy!
(Killerwhale cannot be held responsible for blowing up your speakers)  ¶ 3:27 PM