ZOLAR-X
Do they look great or what? And they also sound pretty great!  ¶ 6:07 AM

  HITS!
- Nas - You know my style (B-side 12"): Coochie get wet while the bass beat bang!
- Hunches - Fuck disco beats 7": the Hunches scream it like it is
- Blonde Redhead - Misery is a butterfly CD: this makes me think of naked 70's chicks for some reason
- Miles Davis - Miles smiles LP: it's Miles and he smiles!
- Comets On Fire - a bunch of MP3's: oh, everybody is downloading free music of the internet, what can we about it? MAKE GOOD FUCKING SHIT LIKE THIS AVAILABLE IN STORES SO I DON'T HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT!!!
  ¶ 4:09 PM

 
Moviereview:
King of the Ants
Low budget psychothriller based on a book by a dude from The Fast Show! And Norm stars in it! So this must be real laughriot, NOT!!! Unless you think random violence is funny (well, it kind of is) this is heavy shit. A bunch of crazy motherfuckers don't want to pay a hired killer so they decide to bash his brains out so he doesn't remember anything (because they don't want to be murderers!). The guy manages to escape and fucks the widow from his victim before getting revenge. Yes, it is fucked up! And pretty good. It has cool hallucinations and some nice sexscenes. And violence, a lot of violence! Cool! Watch it if you can!
  ¶ 2:51 PM

  Airadelic!  ¶ 4:29 PM

  HITS!
- Chico - Magnetic Band: a bunch of french dudes enjoying a whole lot of shrooms on record, génial!
- The Gonk from Dawn of the Dead: the unreleased incidental music: now this is what the Whale calls DANCE!
- 13th Floor Elevators - Easter everywhere: psychodelic classic from Bushcountry
- Rasco - Heat seeking: that R&B-shit just don't slide!
- RJD2 - Get off my spaceship bitch: best title of the week on clear vinyl and it's a great tune to boot!
  ¶ 4:06 PM

 
Moviereview:
Christine
It's about a cool car that kills and if you haven't seen it yet you
a) don't own a television
b) are blind
c) are just plain stupid (yes, I am aware that you are stupid when you don't own a television but you could be poor, well fuck that too, if you can't afford a tv go suck some cock for money or something, it's worth it you know!)
  ¶ 3:50 PM

  Get funky with Captain Kirk!  ¶ 2:40 PM

  HITS!
James Brown - It's a mother LP
Sly Stone - High on you LP
Spacemen 3 - Walking with Jesus 12"
The Icarus Line - Penance soiree 2XLP
Captain Beefheart - Clear spot LP
  ¶ 3:52 PM

  Are you sick and tired of this hot fucking weather? Killerwhale is here to save you! Use your PC-speakers as a ventilator: download these mp3's and play 'em LOUD!
- Sunno))) - Decay2 (nihil's maw)
- Venomous Concept - Weirdo
- The Fucking Champs - Never enough
- Dead Meadow - Sleepy silver door
Enjoy!
(Killerwhale cannot be held responsible for blowing up your speakers)  ¶ 3:27 PM

 
Moviereview:
Hawk the Slayer
Low budget 'Lord of the rings'-type of epic. But who needs hours and hours of 'Lord of the Bores' when you can watch one hour and a half of exciting crap like this? It's got stupid unsympathetic characters, hulahoops, fluorescent bouncy balls and confettispray (or what do you call that shit) for special effects (who needs computers when you got toystores?) and b-moviesuperstar Jack Palance as the bad guy. This movie sucks really hard but is very entertaining at the same time, it's almost a miracle!
Watch it if you can.  ¶ 5:01 AM

  All this fucking sun makes me wanna hear the dark and heavy shit!  ¶ 4:16 PM

  HITS!
Tennessee - Carl Perkins
Release the Hound - Hound Dog Taylor : if you don't like this you need to get laid
Previsão do tempo - Marcos Valle : Bossa Nova to smoke a bong to  ¶ 5:18 PM

  Hit the bong! It's a bonghit!
  ¶ 5:06 PM

  How about some mindblowing noise with a pretentious title to blow the jizz out of your ears that got stuck there from playing too much hipstercrap 'cause you didn't know what else to listen to while the whale was away.

  ¶ 4:45 PM

  Free again after being locked up in the Turkish prison that is my mind
  ¶ 4:43 PM